HUMOR OR LESS

A  Pinoy returned from a Holy Land Pilgrimage and was questioned at Customs in NAIA terminal.

Customs: What’s inside the balikbayan boxes?

Pilgrim: Holy Water lang, from Holy Land.

Sniffing the contents, the inspector retorted: “Teka, mga wine ito ah!”

Pilgrim: Susmaryosep! Water naging wine. It’s another miracle from Cana!