Humor or Less
GURO: Mokyo, naa ko’y 5 ka mansanas sa tuo nga kamot ug 10 sa wala, sa ato pa naa ko’y…? MOKYO: Ma’am, naa ka’y dako nga kamot, ma’am!...
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Our Family Sundays
Sundays for our family is always a special day, not only because it is a holy day of obligation, but because it was always a day spent for family bonding. Our Sundays would always begin with peparing to go to mass in the morning. We...
Humor or Less
“AHENTE NAGDALA UG VACUUM CLEANER… Ahente: (toktok balay,nidretso og sulod og gisabwag ang tae sa kabayo sa salug) “Ma’am, kung dili ni malimpyo sa akong vacuum cleaner sulod sa singko minutos ako ning kan-on!” Mrs: “Na hala! Sugdi nag kaon kay brownout raba.”...
Great Teachers
(Part 3 of 3) Here’s the last part of our discussion on the great teachers. Other fine teachers during the 19th and 20th centuries belong to two groups. The first group who dominated the audience with forceful gestures and commanding tones taught by explaining the text. They...
Katoliko si Misis, Buddhist si Mister
“Bisan pa man nga wala ko nidako sa akong Mama ug nagpuyo ko uban sa akong Lola diha saTibungco, diha nagsugod kung unsa ang akong pagtuo. Gipadaku ko sa akong Lola nga naa juy Ginoo hangtod sa pagkadalaga nako. Naninguha ko nga makahuman ko’g eskwela...
Nenita, My Mother
At 85 years old, she still looks strong for a woman her age. Although she walks slower now, than she used to, she can still manage to move about alone, and without the benefit of a cane or a wheelchair. With her short wavey hair...
Humor Or Less
Mga iba’t ibang daan: Jesukristo- Ang nag-iisang DAAN. PNoy- Tuwid na DAAN. Napoles- ‘Di matanDAAN. Kotong traffic enforcer: Limang DAAN....
When Going to Church Becomes a Struggle
Jessa Antonette Lumangtad Sr. San Vicente Ferrer GKK Our Lady of the Assumption Parish Tagum City Suddenly, an answer was given to me: “Just as the hospital is made for the sick, the Church is made for the sinners.” Dear KNOT, Over the years, the world has experienced a decline in...
The Baguio City of my Childhood
(Part 2) The Botanical Garden, which used to be known as Imelda Park is a destination where tourists can appreciate beautiful flower gardens in bloom in Baguio City. Near the Botanical Garden is Teacher’s Camp. It has lodging available for teachers all over the country who...
HUMOR OR LESS
A Pinoy returned from a Holy Land Pilgrimage and was questioned at Customs in NAIA terminal. Customs: What’s inside the balikbayan boxes? Pilgrim: Holy Water lang, from Holy Land. Sniffing the contents, the inspector retorted: “Teka, mga wine ito ah!” Pilgrim: Susmaryosep! Water naging wine. It’s another miracle from...